What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

Before you read anymore of this blog, I want you to know this is for pure amusement. So is anything seems pointless or condradicts itself, it was supposed to so I can make you laugh because this is America's Funniest Home Blogs.
...Okay, so this is not even close to being that funny, but...it made me laugh. If you at least GIGGLE, I'll be satisfied.
So, sit back, relax, and prepare to scroll!

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What happens when a simple question is taken out of control?
Okay, so maybe it didn't go "out of control," but it got...it got imaginations going.

Random Announcer Dude [EDIT: white font]: For the sake of humanity, the following persons names' will be changed for the online publishing of this story!

The story is this: two friends were texting about a blog idea when things got to the point where one accused the other's dog of peeing on America's best literature! Well, one of the pieces of America's best literature.
Here we go:

Stacey: Gimme something to blog about.
RAD: The demand!
Michele: Uhm...what would you do if...you wanted a klondike bar?
RAD: The mockery!
Stacey: I don't really care for those, so...Nothing.
RAD: She took a gun and shot that one down! Ouch!
Michele: What would you do if you had 4 ft of snow outside your front door and couldn't leave your house for a week?
RAD: Is that a threat?!
Stacey: uhh. Play pokemon.
RAD: I don't blame her. I would, too!
Michele: What if the power was out and your [Nintendo] DS died?!
RAD: The horror!
Stacey: Use our generator and charge it.
RAD: Ooh! Good answer!
Michele: What if someone stole your generator in the middle of the night for their own [Nintendo] DS?
RAD: Somebody call the neighborhood watch because the thief is about to strike again!
Stacey: Id shoot em.
RAD: Okay, now THAT is definitely a threat! Security!
Michele: What if the bullet went through them and caused the generator to explode with no hope of it being fixed?!
RAD: Wow! I did not see that coming!
Stacey: Then Id just sit in my house and read [A Tale of Two Cities].
RAD: Now this is a very educated girl! Reading such fine literature!
Michele: What if you finished the book?
RAD: Well, someone is a Little Miss Attitude aren't we?
Stacey: REREAD.
RAD: Ooh! We're getting vicious here!
Michele: What if [your dog] peed on the book?
RAD: Oh, she did not just go there!
Stacey: Then Id just go to sleep all day.
RAD: Now, that's some real talent there! I don't know anyone that can sleep all day!
Michele: Well, isn't that enough to write a blog about? It'd be at least a paragraph long.
RAD: Uh-oh, now she's getting fed up with her!
Stacey: No.
RAD: Ooh! I think she'll need some ice for that burn!
Michele: okay. Well, now you're idea-less
RAD: It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Stacey: I'll think of something.

Well, there you have it folks! "They come, they eat, they leave!" Good night everybody!
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Yeah, you try writing a blog when you're this silly.

EDIT: Okay, I noticed on my page, the black font is automatically white, not black, so...my bad.
Also, I'd like to say that I had Girlfight stuck in my head after that comment.
(And I don't know the lyrics to the song, so that part kept repeating in my head over and over!)
ANDDD.....I'm sorry that this blog was so stupid. I couldn't come up with any better ideas...XP